Fengshui?!!?!?!

while reading the latest issue of 8 Days, i came across a very odd piece of Fengshi advertising. it was poorly organised, very wordy and not eye-catching, out of place (sldnt they be on Lianhe or SingMing?!), but most of all, hilarious! basically it mentioned everything tt fengshui can do for u. here, i plagarise with pride the 2 paragrahhs tt got me laughing at how ludricrous and defaming the ad is. i find it amusing with their exceptionally generous use of exclamation marks.

Marriage salvation!When your man stops touching you for weeks! Seek fengshui to ease a tensing relationship. Simple fengshui tactics to strike the 'intruding third party' to great effect. How the house fengshui can be tuned for a more stable marriage! Fengshui and life reading is also marriage insurance. Have fidelity in control! Fengshui and life reading can help steer your relationship clear from potential fidelity threats.

Newborn's best gift
The early detection of a newborn's innate talent and correction of inadequacies, and in some cases physical deficiencies, are also possible with life reading. Autism, Down's syndromw, homosexual tendency are reflected in a person's Eight Characters. Conflicting months of conception, conflicting parents' eight characters are possible cause.





cant wait for I'M NOT THERE in 2 days' time. gonna brush up my Bob Dylan discography. and cant wait for ANNIE LEIBOVITZ in 4 days! whoopeeeeeeeee!